Though the Golden Rule is.....not "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you"
but Love Thy Neighbour.
The Platinum rule seems more important, and sounds more AwESoMe!!~ *High Pitch*
It is... Never Ever Like Thy Neighbour/People that you get assistance from(Doctors, waiters, etc..)/co-workers/even your friends.... wait thats another rule...... or is it? =D
The Platinum rule is not so simple, it has 7 steps to it, and why it should not be broken.
Step 1.
Attraction~
"The Attraction is instant and undeniable."-Barney StinsonThats when you think *nahhhh the Platinum Rule does not apply to me here.."
Thats where step 2 comes in!
Bargaining..
This is were you start to bargain where there is nothing wrong with liking that person.
Even though there is!
But you would still say to yourself "Eh~ I think it will be ok~"
And it will a huge mistake...
BUT!! You still say "If things doesn't go well, I'll just back off!"
And still you won't and there comes along...
Step 3.
Submission
where you give in to ur feelings and the rest is history.
Well from here, now you think since I'm together with him/her , there is an upside
his a Doctor, I can get free check ups.... at first...
Step 4.
Perks
Go to the same place or workplace together, eat at the same time, convience.
Oh happy joy! =D
And then you say It's perfectly fine! I don't see anything wrong with this! =)
But its not...
Which brings you to step 5!!!
The Tipping Point
This is where, things gets really annoying and bad. You start to notice that because you in a relationship with that person, your eyes will be open to things about them you never knew!
orrr.... even if that is tolerated, you find out that your life is held back or confined..
And this is where everything you built up in your head falls apart
Your.... "Oh...no....."
Giving you step 6!
You finally realise you have made a huge mistake and... you have to live with it...
calling step 6 Purg.................... wait for it............................................................................................
keep waiting................................................................................................
Keep waiting for all eternity only to discover that theres noo escape... atory.
Purgatory.
This is where you get annoyed by the things they do, or having them around you, and being , again, held back.
And you ask yourself " Why did I get into this? "
Soooo in the end, you have to do the thing which you have been dreading all long.
Step 7
Confrontation!
or in other words the "the break-up"
there no easy way or escape for this... so from this part all you get is a good luck!
BUT! If you have to ever see this person again... there is another step..
STEP 8!
FALLOUT
There are few ways your fall-out could end up....
- bad... reallly... bad
- Awkwardness
- Everything Works Out Well!
Nonetheless, there is no "best" fall-out =)
SO OBEY THE PLATINUM RULE!!!!!!!
Because its AWESOME~~~
Disclaimer LoLs
Well naturally all of that is just a joke XD please do not take it seriously, or as an advice.
or even a metaphor.
Any problems, destruction, pains, hurts that were resulted from this was not from me.
So life is good, but not always XD
It's Legend...............................wait for it...............DARY!!!!
SUIT UP PPL!!!
Tomorrow it's gonna be all about the BUTS!
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