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Tagged #8

A. People who have been tagged must write their answer in their blog
B. Tag 8 people to do this quiz and those who are tagged cannot refuse.
These people must state who they are tagged by and cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by.
C. Continue this game by sending it to other people.

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Tagged:

*Including DENZIL LIM KEE WAYNE ,THE OWNER OF "b-LOG, Sup?"
kesian Denzil Lim Kee Wayne seems to be such a great guy to suffer soooo much 

Like to say sorry to the person who created this tag =D i kno he/she will forgive a great blogger like me =P
Sorry!

1.What have you been doing recently?
farted, hold in let go in such a loud noise it trembles

2.Do you ever turn your cell phone off?
Hao Yi has flight mode. I have toilet mode

3.What happened at 10am today?
murder
want to know more????
Sure u do =]
In exchange ill write about the murder and skip the below questions, ahh such a great trade.

I'll call it the Let's Kill At 10a.m. 

Murders, theft, grand theft auto, all and mostly happens at night. But why not in the morning?
No better place than in the morning, you get great vision, you surely won't miss the target,
when the people take pictures of you people will know it's you not some blur dark shadow.

Another factor is that you won't trip and fall unless you have really bad eye sight. Alarm won't be on, people will be doing their washing going of to work, they'll see you and give a Godd Morning, or if you're just plain unlucky they'll call the C.O.P.S., Caring officers / People's Shame, so nice of them right?

Need a scenerio eh?

Well lets make one up. First we need a murderer, in his 40's, long hair, black if possible, really really good style of clothes you know like Polo, Seed or even Hush Kitties. His about 170cm tall, plum for his age, has a large mole on his his left check, una-brows, a french mustache.

Having our murderer we need the murderee, some dude who is freaking rich, loves his money, guards, guard dogs to guard the guards, trainers to take care of the dogs, managers to take care of the trainers, a CFO to make the the business is done right, and a CEO who just cleans the dudes house.

So this murderer decides to murder that guy for no appearent reason. He causes a diffucult prey, who has a large alarm system and bullet proof windows. Smart murderer i should say.

So the first thing he has to do is to be sneaky, but there is no point in doing that because its in the morning. So he walks up front to the front of the house with his kitchen knife * kinda small.... kesian him abit ill give him a pocket knife* so with his pocket knife in his hand the guard sees him, seeing the knife they rushed towards him. The guard dogs seeing the guards not in position chases them, and activates the alarm system. The trainers seeing the dogs in a rabid action races to them trying to hold them back. The managers saw how their trainers where doing their jobs in such a bad condition decided to walk up to them and have a real GOOD conversation. The CFO seeing his business losing money because the guards are crying for their lives while rabid dogs chased them, the trainers who lost energy tryin to stop them are being scolded by their managers, thought that maybe some thing bad is happen and he goes " Hmmmmmmm " The CEO/ Maid watching all this happening quickly runs to her boss sleeping. She wakes up him, and says to him " Siir, a man was walking towards the front gate with a pocket knife, being really great threat because of having such a heavy duty weapon the guards chased after him. The guard dogs seeing the guards not in position chases them. The trainers who saw the dogs going after the guards when to stopped them. The managers who saw their trainers not doing the job when to scold them. The CFO who saw everything was in AWwwww. Then while i was watching him watching the managers watching the trainers watching the dogs watching the guards watching the man with pocket knife. I thought for awhile, some is really wrong, so I went up into your room and woke you up. Sir what do you think I should do?"

The rich man ask her "Where is the man with the pocket knife?"

And the next day on the front news paper

Killing at 10am in the morning.

Rich man found dead, while maid is still explainning to the C.O.P.S. what happened. 

Second Page

A group of guards are found stuck in a tree, while trying to escape a pack of wild dogs.

Third page

A group of workers has just suddenly lost their pack of dogs were found dead. They were murdered by a group of angry managers.

Forth page

CFO of a company supplying guards loses business and is in Awwww.

Fifth page Editorial page

Killing in the morning seems to be a more effective way of doing it.