How To Be Fair Like Me =D *Secret Revealed* OH Mi GAWD

=D Wanna know my secret to being so fair? =D

Well let me tells you a story ^_^

Once upon a time, when I was in Egypt.

Oh yes, I was there once, but it was so long ago.

So anyways, there I was in Egypt.

I was suppose to spend a week there for business purposes.

But on that so happened day, I had a free day =)

And I went out of my hotel room, for a stroll =)

I walked along the Nile River, enjoying the cool breeze that comes from the

Mediterranean, blowing unto my hair, and the sun unto my face.

Oh what a glorious day it was.

Just me and the Nile =)

As I was walking, I noticed a huge palace, and seriously it was huge!

I went towards it, and there was no guard at the entrance and I entered.

What I was looking at was a long spacious hallway with alot of doors

on the left and right.

And there I saw a sign that says Swimming Pool.

I was like cool!

So I went in and there it was a pool of milk, such white pureness and sweetness.

And there on the pool bench was Queen Cleopatra herself sun bathing.

I went up to her all cool and steady, I used my hand and adjusted my hair,

and said oh so awesomely, "How you doin`? ;D "

And like every girl she was like giggle giggle giggle,

but after sometime we got to know each other.

She would call me Denz, and ill call her cleo XD lol =P

I noticed that she was sooo fair, and I asked how did she do it?

*Yes there was a time when I wasn't fair. Yea right XD *

She said it was the milk in the pool, and that I should try it.

I changed, and walked back to the pool with my eight packs, and my biceps & triceps.

I dove in, the guards gave me a 11.

And thus I became pure white.

White as snow.

This is how

I

Denzil Lim

Became....

The Legendary, Awesome, Fair Denzil

;D

Okay seriously XP

Fairness, smooth skin, and the thoing thoing effect can be obtained by..

1. Washing Your Face everyday, and between going in and out of the bath,
   waking up and going to bed.
2. Use toner and moisturizer after you bath to close your pores and moisturize your skin
3. Do not try to force your pimples out, that will cause scars and if your face can't heal it fast enough it would be bad. Let the pimple heal itself =)
4. Scrub your face atleast once or twice a week to get rid of dirt and blackheads
5. After a hot shower or steamer you can try to squeeze out them blackheads =D
6. Lastly, always keep your face clean, and never touch it with your hands unless washed

=) Then you can be as beautiful, pretty, hot, awesome, lengzai, like me =D

Owh yeah what do I use?

Neutrogena =D facial cleasing formula, their scrub, toner and moisturizer =D

;D