I AM A HUFFLEPUFF AND I DONO WHAT IT MEANS!

Which Hogwarts house will you be sorted into?

So whats a huffle puff?

Buts. & an extra

Phew! After that hectic thing about Jon, now its time for my normal post!

Did you know that in life everything has a but?

Its like but this, but that, small but, big but. LoLs... =_= what you thinking?

I should say this is the "But Law" and it applies to all!

Everyone has a but, "but" usually it is not said. For example, using the Bros Code " Pick Up Line",

Have.... you meet Denzil? His hot, his awesome, and fair. (And in their minds they go " But his really good looking" *My but is always awesome* )

The "But" of a person is not said because it is not noticed. Their buts may consist of annoying sounds, bad odor, weird habits, all which is blinded by "Attraction". BUT!!!! Once its pointed out, it can never be unnoticeble!!!

If a bro, is dating a girl who has a huge "BUT" *LoL XD* never ever point it out to the bro!

EXTRA!

The Date Time Continuum

Never make plans with a girl further in the future, than the amount of time you have been going out.

Breaking the Date Time Continuum will destroy all existing and future events!!

Who's that hot/average/the bare minimum of all things guy?

WHO'S THAT HOT GUY???

Sorry for the bad camera, but had to do with that because that guy is...

Jonathan Teoh.........................

LoL haiz days like this I am so proud of myself =DDD

If Jesus can turn water into wine.. which is considered a miracle...

Then making Jonathan look better or more good looking than an average guy is a miracle!

Ok, maybe you haven't seen him before so lets make a comparison!

What you see here is the real Jonathan.......

And gawd why....

But after a makeover by yours truely, Denzil.

His has changed drasticly

From a slumboy to a dark, short, and handsome guy =D

I am sooo happy that he actually looks really good ^^

all thanks to me =D

Me and awesome me :D :D

But still I'm better looking, since I am in a different league

WAHAHAHA

Well theres still one more thing I need him to do..

Shave his dammed ugly mustache....

LoL but one step at a time laa

I WILL SUCCEED IN MAKING HIM GOOD LOOKING I WILL!!!

The Golden Rule! Above That THE PLATINUM RULE!

Today I'll be explaining to you the Golden Rule! No..... the rule that is above that rule. The rule that governs all things that once its taken away, theres nothing else to govern. It is so great that once its broken, all will cease to exist.

Though the Golden Rule is.....not "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you"

but Love Thy Neighbour.

The Platinum rule seems more important, and sounds more AwESoMe!!~ *High Pitch*

It is... Never Ever Like Thy Neighbour/People that you get assistance from(Doctors, waiters, etc..)/co-workers/even your friends.... wait thats another rule...... or is it? =D

The Platinum rule is not so simple, it has 7 steps to it, and why it should not be broken.

Step 1.

Attraction~

"The Attraction is instant and undeniable."-Barney Stinson

Thats when you think *nahhhh the Platinum Rule does not apply to me here.."

Thats where step 2 comes in!

Bargaining..

This is were you start to bargain where there is nothing wrong with liking that person.

Even though there is!

But you would still say to yourself "Eh~ I think it will be ok~"

And it will a huge mistake...

BUT!! You still say "If things doesn't go well, I'll just back off!"

And still you won't and there comes along...

Step 3.

Submission

where you give in to ur feelings and the rest is history.

Well from here, now you think since I'm together with him/her , there is an upside

his a Doctor, I can get free check ups.... at first...

Step 4.

Perks

Go to the same place or workplace together, eat at the same time, convience.

Oh happy joy! =D

And then you say It's perfectly fine! I don't see anything wrong with this! =)

But its not...

Which brings you to step 5!!!

The Tipping Point

This is where, things gets really annoying and bad. You start to notice that because you in a relationship with that person, your eyes will be open to things about them you never knew!

orrr.... even if that is tolerated, you find out that your life is held back or confined..

And this is where everything you built up in your head falls apart

Your.... "Oh...no....."

Giving you step 6!

You finally realise you have made a huge mistake and... you have to live with it...

calling step 6 Purg.................... wait for it............................................................................................

keep waiting................................................................................................

Keep waiting for all eternity only to discover that theres noo escape... atory.

Purgatory.

This is where you get annoyed by the things they do, or having them around you, and being , again, held back.

And you ask yourself " Why did I get into this? "

Soooo in the end, you have to do the thing which you have been dreading all long.

Step 7

Confrontation!

or in other words the "the break-up"

there no easy way or escape for this... so from this part all you get is a good luck!

BUT! If you have to ever see this person again... there is another step..

STEP 8!

FALLOUT

There are few ways your fall-out could end up....

• bad... reallly... bad

The person questions why did you break-up with them and all hell is lose

• Awkwardness

Everything your together with that person, you will never feel safe again.

• Everything Works Out Well!

The best out of the three, a mature ending........

Nonetheless, there is no "best" fall-out =)

SO OBEY THE PLATINUM RULE!!!!!!!

Because its AWESOME~~~

Disclaimer LoLs

Well naturally all of that is just a joke XD please do not take it seriously, or as an advice.

or even a metaphor.

Any problems, destruction, pains, hurts that were resulted from this was not from me.

So life is good, but not always XD

It's Legend...............................wait for it...............DARY!!!!

SUIT UP PPL!!!

Tomorrow it's gonna be all about the BUTS!

The Lemon Law

Whats "The Lemon Law" ?

A hypothesis.... no a FACT! A law made by Barney Stinson.

Though Wikipedia states it as a United States Federal Law for consumerism, thats not what its for under BARNEY STINSON!

The Lemon Law is used for first appearance with other people, or the opposite sex. Instead of going through the gruling conversation of getting to know the person... You Lemon Law him/her!

If that person makes a great first impression then, by the Lemon Law, that person gets an OK!

This helps cut short conversations, questions, finding out things that you do not want to know!

WoW! This is convient!

A simple law for a Awesome people! Like Barney Stinson says..

SUIT UP PEOPLE!!!

My next posts will be on...

The GOLDEN RULE

and another rule that is above that rule!

The Platinum Rule!

AWESOME!!! *High Pitch*

How unexpected!

Lols, today I finally got myself to watch the ending episodes of Honey and Clover!

Gosh I love that show!!

You don't know what is Honey and Clover??? O_O...............

GO die! =D

But ill still explain it~

Picture time, I'm sure everyone loves picture times. My blog posts is like a childrens book.

Its really small darn...

Anywayz... Honey and Clover a japanese manga written by Chika Umino. A great author I should say so! owh and Honey and Clover is an anime also!

Here is the Plot!

Yūta Takemoto, Takumi Mayama and Shinobu Morita are three young men who live in the same apartment complex and are students at an art college in Tokyo.

One day, one of the art professors, Shūji Hanamoto, introduces his cousin's daughter, Hagumi Hanamoto, who has come to live with him and is a first year at the art school. Upon introduction, Takemoto and Morita fall in love with her. Morita expresses his love for Hagu in ways that scare her, especially calling Hagu 'mousey' and constantly photographing her, while Takemoto hides his feelings and tries to be a friend to Hagu. Hagu herself, though initially timid and afraid of company, gradually warms up to the three.

The group also includes another female: Ayumi Yamada. She is a master of pottery, and is well known by her name "Tetsujin" (Iron Lady). When not at school or hanging out with friends from the college, she helps run the family liquor store. She is very popular with all the guys, whether they are from the shopping district the liquor store is in or the other male pottery students, but Mayama is the only man she is in love with.

Unfortunately, although Mayama considers Yamada a friend, he does not return Yamada's love and is busy chasing an older woman, Rika Harada. Rika runs an architecture studio which she used to run with her husband, Harada before he died in a car accident which also left Rika disabled. Rika Harada and Shūji were very close friends and roommates in college. Mayama is sent by Shūji to help Rika, who has a hard time taking care of herself and running her business.

The story follows these five characters in their love triangles, unrequited love, graduating from college, finding jobs, and learning more about themselves.

So I need to get to my point, why is this show a really good show?

Its because its not freaking cliche'd!! A wonderful storyline and an unbelievable ending!! ^^

Not ur average fiction I suppose.

WOOO!!! Completed Season 1

I finished updating season 1 of The Big Bang Theory!!

WEeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~~~~

Go watch!!

The Big Bang Theory

The Big Bang Theory

lalalala I updated my Big Bang Theory site alrdy =DDD

got until episode 4 but by the end of the day maybe until episode 10 plus!!!

ALALALALALALALA

The Big Bang Theory by LameWare

Please watch! =P

RePost: "The Bros Code"

After seeing, through feed-jit live, that people keep on searching "the bros code" and enters my blog, I tried it too, heehee. So happens my blog pops-up on google as the 3rd website listed under that search. (YAY ME) Well since I'm third in place, I wondered who is 1st =_=.

TheBrosCode.com is the first in-line (yay for him -_-.....) anywayz I went into his site to check it out and I was dissapointed.

Before I explain what his site is about, let me define to you what does "The Bros Code" really means.

"The Bros Code" was first created in the series " How I Met Your Mother ", which right now is a New York Best-selling book. Well to keep it simple "The Bros Code"/book is a set of rules that 2 or more bros must follow and never break. These rules are for bros only, and they are not advice but rules!!!

Anywayz, back to the thebroscode.com dude, his blogs purpose is this "

The Bro's Code: A Guide To What (sorta) Matters

The Bro (me) is a freelance writer (currently available for hire by the way) on a mission to make this world a better place through a series of Guides for Men (and women) on just about anything and everything you can imagine. There's nothing I won't talk about or comment on. You can try me at thebroscode@yahoo.com "

== wtc la... he kinda spoiled the whole concept of it... well I read his posts and it really sucks, compared to Hao Yi's it makes his blogging look like childs play.

But anyways, its a free-world so wtv la. =P Let him post about his crap.

I think if I watched How I Met Your Mother for another like 4 times, which would count as my 10th time if I did it, I could post about The Bros Code =D maybe I will weeeeeeee.

And other things like bromantic, lawls.

Well its the school term break and I'm studying at 3:00am in the morning, I'm such a good boy XD

Owh Note-To-Self, better discuss with Lenix about Lameware. And I better start doing something about Big Bang Theory gahhh I'm the worlds most laziest blogger !!!

Weird Traffic

I don't know why...

And I don't know how...

But weird people from different types of countries enter my blog through searching for different words from google ==!!!

Once a dude from some europe country entered, I was like wow wonder how so I clicked my Feedjit into watch live and saw that he searched on google for chicken and enters my blog ==....

For some reason I posted about chickens before... why.. =P

Another case, another country in europe dude comes in by typing Rihanna's lyrics to Disturbia lawlsss I know why for that one cause I made a post about her before XDXD

And today I just saw that a guy from Brazil typed referx review and gets my blog... wth?

Next thing I know people are gonna type FART and get my blog *quiet sound* excuse me =P XDXD