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Yang di persilakan, dudukan, angkat, tolak, jatuh... kesian......Dato Tan Sri Denzil Lim
Everyone wants to be me.
It's..... how do i put it... hmmm. A FACT!
My Good Looks, Fairness, Goodness, Gracefulness. Too much for ppl to handle lar.
But the thing they want soo much from me is something great, powerful and can't be obtained by anyone.
Simple words
WEIGTH CONTROL!
Well, I have a body which doesn't increase weight.
Example.
Last year, from the starting of the year end holidays to January.
I ate, I didn't eat a little bit. I ATE ALOT.
After going out the whole day with my family eating and eating from place to place. At night I was relax on my computer eating junk food. For well the whole holiday. And Christmas came more food!! YAY!!!!!!
Plus de fact I did caroling. MORE FOOD!!!!!!!
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!
Anywayz, I started with 45kg.
and after all that hard work.....
I ended with 45kg.
OMG!!!
yep
its true. my doctor checked my weight around December, it was 45kg.
As I have personally checked it before the holidays which was 45kg.
isnt it awesome to be me?
^^ i kno!! thank you thank you!!
Yang dibalikan, Dato Tan Sri Denzil.
XD
AHHHH!!!!!!!!!! lifes harder now HAIZ.... in school no more people like shawn, thomas, stephanie to do all the hard work... haiz..... now even jon_teoh93 has to do more things..
Today was p.e. yepppp teacher evelyn changed the dates so now its on tuesdays why she changed it? bcus some other school, "learning disabilities" one booked on thursday, soo the club say we have to take tuesday awww...... darn... welll
today as we were lining up infront of the desks like normal, at the club. i had to be the leader HAIZ.... shawn no more stephanie no more...... then teacher jo. was like how many ppl in this group. I HAD TO COUNT... it was hard... i didnt haf enuf fingers..... i counted until ten, and then it was like uhhh........ luckily i remebered my toes i just looked down and continued counting XDXD LOLZ LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!
Well we haf a new bus driver uncle rao LOLz rao XD stopped working alrdy. so teacher got another person, this guy drives a kinder garden bus...... imagine this. ALL the senior boys standing up is a bus for lil kids. imagine john chew. XP anywayz. the first time we meet him teacher evelyn said his name is Pak Cik Lan.... then this week teacher said his name is Uncle Jalil or Jail or wtv la... teacher evelyn was like wat kind of person dont kno his own name.
Its gonna rain i think, hasnt been raining for days.
DENZIL's Weather ForeCast. *THEME MUSIC" DENZIL'S FORECAST!"*
Today, if im not wrong. and im nvr wrong, was a hot sunny morning and afternoon and a slight hot air breeze too. But at nite it will start to rain, not that heavily but maybe a drizzle then a down pour and then back to drizzle. Thats all the next show will be timed at a certain time im not so sure but ill think about it then ill tell u. THANKS FOR WATCHING XD
*THEME MUSIC" DENZIL'S FORECAST!"*
The worst picture ever made by me. :P
Just a few minutes ago I was thinking, then suddenly some thing "popped" into my mind. It was a line from the movie "The Day The Earth Stood Still"
(side-tracking for awhile) * even though the movie was terrible, and to me the director did not really made his point very well. He should have change the story in a way rather than aliens destroying man-kind, but a more touching way, as I went through the internet looking for he quote, sadly I did not find it, people's comments on the movie was not really a good one. To me a touching story would have gotten their attention better and point made. *
(Coming back to what I'm saying)
The quote was some thing like this
" When humans are on the verge of destruction and all hope is lost, at this point it is when they "evolve" ( evolve was the word he used ) and change their ways. "
which is so true, if you spend time thinking about it. Maybe evolve was not the best word but I can't seem to find a better one. Hopefully when Master Yoda reads this he can tell me.
Relating to this point, the other day I was talking with my friend.
We were talking about how his parents are still un-believers even though he has prayed and "tried his best" (which can be explained better, sorry) for six years.
At this point 2 thing came into my mind, one was a testimony I heard and another was that quote.
Firstly is the testimony, I heard this testimony from a seminar by our church, it was a school day so not many came only a handful. But thats not the point, the point was when one of the instructors shared his testimony.
His name was Ken, he was a japanese-american. His father was a non-believer and had told his son that he hates Christians.
Ken, started going to church when he was a teenager. He was a faithful Christian and spent most of his time after school with his youth pastor.
One day, his father found out about him being a Christian and had accepted Christ. His father was furious and he went to Ken with a knife and hold him up by the neck and told him " Renounce what you said about believing in Christ or I shall kill you right now " At this point Ken had to choose between, following his family's beliefs or his own in the Lord Jesus Christ.
Thank God he chose Jesus, but his father was mad. (I'm not sure why, but I think the father went to sharpened the knife.) During this time, his mother told him to take a few clothes because he didn't have much time. So he got only a bag of clothes ran out of the house and away. He called the only person he knew, which was his youth pastor. His pastor came to pick him up and he lived with him all his life.
Years later, when Ken was an adult. He received a call from his mother. His mother told him that his father had cancer and is dying, and she wants him to visit him and it maybe his last time seeing him. Ken quickly went to the hospital and meet his dad.
At this point I can't remember was happened during the time of him in the hospital and to the time when.... Ken's dad told him how sad and miserable he was and how aweful he felt of what he had done to him .Ken told his dad that the only way to escape the sins that he had done was to accept Christ as his Lord and Saviour. Praise the Lord the father accepted Christ and he lived on, and I think his still living now =P
My point is that humans change/evolve when they are at the verge of being destroyed, threatened, and has lost all hope.
As you read thats what I think happened to Ken's father. The quote is very true, if we, the people living on this earth were threatened with tsunamis, earthquakes, our atmosphere dying, etc.. and all our hope is lost, all methods of science can't save us, nothing on earth can do anything to stop it.
But our only choice is Jesus, it was the same for the people in the movie. The only choice they had left was to change the alien's mind about how they can change.
But changing is hard, luckily, ours is so much easier. It's just believing in Jesus.
As you've read, I think the director if he was a Christian, could have made a better movie and point.
" When humans are on the verge of destruction and all hope is lost, at this point it is when they "evolve" and change their ways. "
HEHEHE
1. How much do you spend for clothes per month?
If i cud like mayb 500+ imagine all the clothes i cud get and how good lucking i wud be :D YEA!!
2. Who is more important to you?Friends or boy/girlfriend?
The question stated who is more important to you friends or boy/girlfriend?
ME LARRRR
3. How often do you think about committing suicide?
Oh everyday i c bread i wanna stuff myself till i die ==!!!
4. Do you think you have enough confidence?
DUH!!! I'm super witty~
5. How many babies do you want?
3 lols!!!
6. Do you believe in seeing a rainbow after the rain?
som times, i do see it mostly i dont
7. What is your goal for this year?
10-0 lols
8. What kept you of being who you are?
everything, now that i have nothin to hold me bak im soooo awesome XP
I take that back, in case lols
9. What's a perfect girlfriend/boyfriend like to you?(List 10)
the guy has to be well buffed
good hair not spiky
knos wat is n is not
LOLZ
LOLZ
LOLZ
eats good choices of food
SOOO DAMMM GAY!!
MMMMM well the girl has to b freakin hawt LAWLZSSSS
Like howard in bbt season 2 OH LOOK the to be Ms. wallowits
10. What are you really afraid of?
not being DENZIL HAHAHAHH!!!
11. What are your bad habits?
Goodness gracious: "The things you do wif ur hands.... its very bad"
12. Is there anything you wanna tell the people who hate you?
Jesus loves you
13. State a random fact about yourself
Denzil is awesome. abuhden?
14. What does flying mean to you?
superman doesnt fly he levitates. DUH!!!!
15. What do you crave for most currently?
banana leaf rice, naan, roti, maggi gorend, steak, pork, bakute, char kuey teow, laksa, curry me, lamb, mutton, fish, french fries, pizzaa, bread, cheese and not the cheap ones, fried rice, wantan mee, lagsania,
16. Most unexpected gift you received so far and when?
OMG U GOT ME THIS!!!! LIKE OMG !!! ITS SOOOOOOOOO OMG!!!! OHHHHH MY GAWDDDD!!!!
17. Describe the person who tagged you.Honestly.
short, green, old, pruned, big ears, hair coming out of his ears, has no common sense so talks backwards,
18. What have you done to yourself that makes yourself happy?
Goodness gracious says : " the things you do wif ur hands.... its very badd" LOLS
19. What will you become in another 10 years to come?
soo awesome tat wen ppl c me they say " AWESOME!! i mean DENZIL!!"
20. If you can choose how you want to end your life,how would it be?
SUPER DRAMATIC.
the day has to be like umm really really weird day and on that day i have to haf a good hair day and im really in tune wif everythin. then then like i must save some one's life before i die!! YEA YEA and and when im dying im like all soo drama!!! saying" the day seems sooo good, (I MUST HAVE LAME LINES) is that an angel?" LOLS!!!! then i die.
Who do i tag????
well... i dun haf alot of ppl and steph took them all alrdy. lols
Ting wei is he reads this.
Zoe
ummmmm
Gwen i think :P
Sharmaine i think oso
walau.... so limited.... ==!!!